Play Sports Heads Soccer online: pick a UK football team and score in fast 60-second matches, solo vs AI or two-player on one keyboard.
Sports Heads Soccer
Sports Heads Soccer takes the foosball-table idea and puts it on screen: two oversized cartoon heads on stick-figure legs, chasing a ball around a tiny pitch. You pick a UK football club, line up against another team, and try to out-score them before the clock runs out. There’s no midfield buildup or passing to speak of — it’s pure physics, timing, and the occasional lucky header.
Matches are short, just 60 seconds, so every touch of the ball matters. Power-ups drop in during play and can swing a match on their own, and because heads bounce the ball in unpredictable directions, a game that looks decided can flip in the final seconds. Play alone against the CPU for a quick match, or share a keyboard with a second player for a proper head-to-head.
Controls
- Solo (vs CPU): Arrow keys to move, M to kick.
- Two players, one keyboard: Player 1 uses W/A/S/D to move and G to kick; Player 2 uses the arrow keys to move and M to kick.
Tips that actually help
- Jump into the ball instead of just running at it — a well-timed header sends it much further than bumping it with your body.
- Grab power-ups as soon as they appear; leaving them for your opponent to collect is often worse than a mistimed jump.
- If you’re ahead with only a few seconds left, drop back toward your own goal instead of pushing forward — a 60-second match doesn’t give you much time to recover from a late equalizer.
It’s a good pick for a quick match between other games, or for settling an argument with whoever’s sitting next to you.