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Aim, power up, and shoot through pinball-style obstacle courses to score in Foot Chinko, a goofy soccer game with 94 matches and a live announcer.

Foot Chinko

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Foot Chinko turns a penalty shootout into a pinball table. Instead of running up and kicking, you line up a shot with your mouse, pick an angle and how hard to hit it, then let the ball fly into a course full of ramps, bumpers, and moving obstacles before it has any chance of reaching the goal. A commentator narrates every attempt, and the misses are usually funnier than the goals.

Each of the 94 matches is a different layout, so the shot that worked on the last hole rarely works on this one. Some boards reward a soft, arcing touch that drops the ball in from above; others need a hard, flat strike to punch through a gap before it closes. Clearing a match unlocks the next one and adds to a running trophy count, which is really the only score that matters here.

Controls

  • Mouse: click and hold to set your shot, then release to choose the angle and power and fire.

It plays fine one-handed and doesn’t need fast reflexes, so it’s an easy game to have running in a spare browser tab between other things.

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